Friday, September 12, 2008

Little Umi


This little advertisement came in the mail this week. Little Umi, the most lifelike baby monkey ever and she can be yours for only $150.
If you would even consider buying this creepy little creature, there is something twistedly wrong with you. I didn't even know there was a market for lifelike baby monkeys, but since the ad boasts "most lifelike baby monkey ever" I have to assume there has been some effort to produce baby monkeys in the past.
One word. WHY?
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4 comments:

  1. StaceySeptember 13, 2008 at 1:58 PM

    I just threw up in my mouth a little...

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  2. Bobbie BrodsgaardSeptember 14, 2008 at 8:45 PM

    Actually, I have seen a more lifelike baby monkey, so this is truly false advertising. I have several in my baby monkey collection.

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  3. SPyeSeptember 15, 2008 at 1:19 PM

    While searching to make my own baby UMI purchase I found Little Umi's bastard cousin and decided he/she was a better deal at only $19.99. Check it out and purchase one for yourself!

    http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-913314.jsp?_Ashton-Drake/_prod/_/_/_/_1006&endeca=true&abbr=ad&FP6#

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  4. Leigh LeighSeptember 15, 2008 at 1:50 PM

    OMG, Sid. That is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. If I ever find that in our house, it will be ground for divorce.

    Mom, you are such a baby monkey snob with such high standards.

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